Pimpin' Playa Pig!!!

Okay, football is my passion, but now have a look at that pic my mom drew of me!!! And this is supposed to be a football I'm holding and not a cookie... that would be so much the worse!!! But notice that silly expression on my face?! Do I really look like that???

I can tell you it is hard work being a hustlaman, when your mom always sees the cutie pie in you!!! I mean I may be little, I may be fluffy and I must confess yes, I have little button eyes, but I am still the ladies pick, mom!!!

So let's be indulgent to my her, as she can't help it, she just has the mom-view on me!!! But next time, remember what I told you and bring that player pig to paper!!!